Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...