Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...