Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....