I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...