Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...