GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...