All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...