Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
How do you catch an elephant?
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
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The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
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A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...