Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...