Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...