The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!