Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...