You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...