Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...