New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...