Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Cross mouse cards!
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You’re in big trouble
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How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
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Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Mysteries of T.V.
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One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...