Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...