Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Proof Santa is a Woman!
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A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
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Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Kermit the Frog
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Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky