High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...