Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...