Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...