I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What is Green, Slimy…
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Ernie the Hamster
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The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Ounces of brain for sale
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Celebrating an event
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