Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...