Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...