Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...