You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!