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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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