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OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!