Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...