Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...