St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.