Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!