Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...