New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...