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What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
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What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.