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Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
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Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!