Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!