Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...