Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...