Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...