Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
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A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...