A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...