My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!