What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Thankful he’s drunk
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What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...