A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...