The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....