Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...