Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...