Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...