Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...