A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...